Your spoiled teenage brat will be slaughtered to my delight.
If you’re anything like me and have watched at least 5 minutes of MTV’s My Super Sweet 16, you probably thought to yourself “Gasp! These shrill, entitled young people are mutants! These little shits...
View ArticleSpike Jones slaps the shit out of Kanye, fulfilling the dreams of Taylor...
In this behind-the-scenes footage from “We Were Once a Furry Shitmonster”, director Spike Jones attempts to get Kanye West to pay attention to the script, but Kanye is too busy on his smartphone...
View Article‘Showgirls 2′ is a thing that actually exists.
One of my favorite films to enjoy over the holidays with family is Showgirls, because if there’s anything that can bring a bunch of full, drunk Black people together it’s Jesse Spano mispronouncing the...
View ArticleKill The Bitch
If for no reason other than to update this thing I present to you this Montage of Death from Melrose Place. This is from the original, not the pale imitation that returns tonight (my charitable review...
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